Wednesday, January 20, 2010

COWS, THE CONSTITUTION, AND THE 10 COMMANDMENTS

This in from a friend. It's supposed to be a joke. There's a lot of truth in it though.


Think about this:
1. Cows
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments
----------------------------------------------------- COWS

Is it just me, or does anyone else find it
amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our
government could track a single cow, born in Canada
almost three years ago, right to the stall where she
slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked
her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to
locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around
our country. Maybe we should give each of them a
cow.
------------------------------------------- THE CONSTITUTION

They keep talking about drafting a
Constitution for Iraq ... Why don't we just give
them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart
guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're
not using it anymore.
--------------------- ------------------- THE 10 COMMANDMENTS

The real reason that we can't have the Ten
Commandments posted in a courthouse or Congress is
this --you cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal' 'Thou
Shalt Not Commit Adultery' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie'
in a building full of lawyers, judges and
politicians .... it creates a hostile work
environment.
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